Just rip out my eyes already. Author Stephenie Meyer (of Twilight fame) has a new film adaptation coming out, called The Host. In Time director Andrew Niccol is responsible for helming this abortion of a film that looks like it’s a couple sparkles and shimmers away from being a surefire hit with the Twihards.
Good lord I can’t stand this final trailer, because it looks like this film contains all of the makings for an instant skip. That annoying song towards the end, mixed with Niccol’s bland direction makes me want to forget about this one before it even reaches cinema screens.
At least William Hurt‘s sporting a beard, right?
The Host opens on March 29th, 2013.
Check out the final trailer below. Or not. I don’t really care: